And Where Will You Be Using That?
I took my son, AC to get a hair cut today. While I was waiting, I began to look at some of the hair products on display. There was one inparticular that caught my eye. It’s supposed to help tame the frizzies of curly hair, which is what I have. Here’s a transcript of the conversation I had with the idiot behind the desk.
Idiot: Can I help you?
Angela: Sure. Can you tell me about this product? I’ve been looking for a good product that works well on curly hair.
Idiot: Where do you plan on using it?
Angela: Thinking….On my crotch because it’s getting a little out of control down there. But says: I was thinking of using it on the HAIR ON TOP OF MY HEAD!!
The idiot had the nerve to look at me as if I’m the one who just said something so unbelievably stupid.
This shit better work.
Maybe he meant, like, in the bathroom? In a wind tunnel?
Yeah….Like did you wear your bikini bottoms to the hair saloon??????
All I have to say is this (a quote I stole from a stand up comic and I do not remember who it was) “Think how dumb the average American is and then realize that half the country is dumber than that.” Sends chills down my spine when I really think about it. Another stolen line is, “Have you noticed that common sense isn’t so common?” When did we start expecting less and accepting what we get?
I am surprised you didn’t give some off the wall answer!!!
It was a struggle but I managed not to. I hate it when people leave the door wide open like that and I have to be good.