I was driving past a Best Buy at 5pm on Thanksgiving and there was already a line of tents and chairs going around the building. This morning, there have already been report’s of fist fighting at Kohl’s. As I was driving past a mall parking lot, I noticed that they were packed. I actually saw [...]
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I’m sure that most of you rolled your eyes at the possibility of another corny, sappy Thanksgiving list. Ok, we’re all grateful for our families, good health, good fortune and what ever else floats your bloat. ( I could insert a joke about how my Float Crib doesn’t float but I’ll spare you.) Sometimes people [...]
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I took my son, AC to get a hair cut today. While I was waiting, I began to look at some of the hair products on display. There was one inparticular that caught my eye. It’s supposed to help tame the frizzies of curly hair, which is what I have. Here’s a transcript of the conversation I [...]
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Earlier today I was talking to my cousin Paula. I was telling her about this blog and she thought it was a good idea that I’m finally starting to write this shit down. As we were talking she reminded me of a story. Gather around children and I will tell you all about it. I’m at home [...]
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I don’t know about you, but bumper stickers crack me up. Once, I almost wrecked my car laughing. It’s the crude ones that get me the most. Here are a few of my favorites in the ‘Funny’ catagory: Mean people suck. Nice people swallow. The only Bush I trust is my own. If you’re [...]
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