My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Snot…..It’s An Amazing Thing

Yes…you read that right.  Snot is an amazing thing.
Think about this for a second. When you’re sick and you have a runny nose, it’s never ending. You blow and wipe, blow and wipe and it just keeps coming. There’s a limited amount of space in your head and there’s an assload of snot running out [...]

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Christmas Vacation Meets The Cast Of Good Times

As I have stated in past posts, I grew up in a…..ahem…..’not so afluent’ neighborhood. Ok, it was a run down portion of an inner city, also known as a ghetto.
In my old neighborhood, we had some pretty interesting characters. One of my favorite’s was one of the local drunks, Cross-Eyed Rita. Rita was a [...]

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I Am Such A Dumbass Part II

So, we know that I should not be left alone with hair products.
 We have a mouse in the house. I hate telling people that because I don’t want you to think that my house is dirty. But when you live next door to a 90 year old man who hasn’t cleaned out his garage since he [...]

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I Am Such A Dumb Ass!!!!

I did something this morning that was so incredibly stupid, I debated on posting it. 
Serioulsy….it was that stupid.
This morning was another one of those days when I was pressed for time. I was rushing all over the place, but still had a chance of getting to work without being late. As I looked in the [...]

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Holiday Bell Ringer’s

I don’t know about you, but these people scare the shit out of me.
Now, I may catch some slack about this but I don’t really care. This is MY blog.
Seriously, where do these people come from? They are the oddest bunch you could ever come up with. When I have to go into a store [...]

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