Yes…you read that right. Snot is an amazing thing. Think about this for a second. When you’re sick and you have a runny nose, it’s never ending. You blow and wipe, blow and wipe and it just keeps coming. There’s a limited amount of space in your head and there’s an assload of snot running [...]
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As I have stated in past posts, I grew up in a…..ahem…..’not so afluent’ neighborhood. Ok, it was a run down portion of an inner city, also known as a ghetto. In my old neighborhood, we had some pretty interesting characters. One of my favorite’s was one of the local drunks, Cross-Eyed Rita. Rita was [...]
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So, we know that I should not be left alone with hair products. We have a mouse in the house. I hate telling people that because I don’t want you to think that my house is dirty. But when you live next door to a 90 year old man who hasn’t cleaned out his garage since [...]
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I did something this morning that was so incredibly stupid, I debated on posting it. Serioulsy….it was that stupid. This morning was another one of those days when I was pressed for time. I was rushing all over the place, but still had a chance of getting to work without being late. As I looked [...]
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I don’t know about you, but these people scare the shit out of me. Now, I may catch some slack about this but I don’t really care. This is MY blog. Seriously, where do these people come from? They are the oddest bunch you could ever come up with. When I have to go into [...]
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