My Jacked Up Life

I did something this morning that was so incredibly stupid, I debated on posting it. 

Serioulsy….it was that stupid.

This morning was another one of those days when I was pressed for time. I was rushing all over the place, but still had a chance of getting to work without being late. As I looked in the mirror, I started to go over my final checklist.

Shower…..check!

Make up…..check!

Clothes….almost…..just needed to throw my shirt on after my hair check. ( I prefer to go shirtless until after I’ve finished everything else. Wrinkles, ya know.)

Hair….one final spritz of hair spray will do it….

So, I reach into the cabinet under the bathroom sink and grab what I think is a can of hair spray.

It’s wasn’t.

It was a can of white spray paint.

 I wasn’t paying very close attention because I was trying to put other things away while adding my final spritz. Luckily, I was paying enough attention to notice out of the corner of my eye that the can was white, not black, as the hair spray can should have been. So, as I began to spray, I also begin to duck. It was one of those moments that didn’t seem right, but for some reason, you just couldn’t stop yourself in time.  I didn’t hit the spray nozzle all the way, so only a small squirt came out. I got a little on my shoulder and the sink top but was able to wipe that off with a wet towel. It didn’t look as though I got any in my hair, but just in case, I pulled it up into a pony tail. Guess I’ll just have to deal with that later.

Now, you’re probably wondering, why in the hell did I have a can of spray paint, of any color,  in the bathroom vanity. That’s simple. I used it to repaint the vanity a few months ago when I redecorated that bathroom. (It’s now an awesome tribute to the 1961 classic Elvis movie, ‘Blue Hawaii’. SHUT UP!!! It’s looks great!!!)  I was a little pressed for time, so instead of putting things were they belonged, I just shoved some stuff in a cabinet and forgot about it.

My laziness has now come to bite me in the ass.

And somehow I still managed to get to work on time.