My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Can You Believe This Shit?

One morning, I was doing some things around the house and I had the TV on. It was just for background noise because I don’t like things ‘too’ quiet. (That’s part of my ghetto upbringing. If thing’s are too quiet, then something’s up.) Since I wasn’t paying very close attention, I can’t remember the name of the news [...]

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The Dog

I wonder how much DNA that dog left on the snake before she wrapped it around her neck. EEWWWWW!!!!

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Just How Many People Did I Piss Off This Year?

Today,  as I was opening my mail I realized something. It’s December 10th and I’ve only gotten four Christmas cards so far. When I first got married we would get at least 60/70 cards every year.  The last few years it’s slowly declined, but this year is different. Only four cards and it’s 15 day’s [...]

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Stats

I just checked my stats for this site. It seem’s that 51% of my page views came from the ‘Porn Drive Thru’ story that I posted 3 days ago. You guy’s are perv’s. Tell your friends and keep coming back. Oh…and thank’s for stopping by.

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Speaking Of Drive Thru Porn…..

I’ve been thinking about this concept since my last post. (See A Really happy Happy Meal) How do you think that conversation would go? Maybe something like this…… Barely Legal Employee: Welcome to the Wet Spot. May I have your order, please? Dirty Old Bastard: Yeah, uh…I’ll have a….um….I’ll have the Rabbit Vibe dildo with [...]

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