My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Glad That’s Over

The annual smashing of the boobies is over. It wasn’t as bad as last year because they have a new machine that’s a little more ‘user friendly’. But I still had a craving for pancakes afterwards.
I got to thinking about how tough it is to be a woman. The list is a mile long. We’ve already discussed the [...]

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Flat Boobs Under Glass

It’s that time of year again. Mammogram time. Great. Always fun.
For those of you who have never had one, let me share the experience of my first one with you. I’ll be having my second this Thursday.
First, you have to strip from the waist up in a room that is always freezing. The tech shoves [...]

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Tales From The Ghetto……..Anyone For A Game Of Swing The Rat?

Last Saturday night I had dinner with one of my oldest and dearest friends. It was the first time we were able to get Gene and her husband Stan together. We had a great time. Kelly grew up with me in the neighborhood. We’ve been friend’s since the fourth grade. When we get together we [...]

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Introducing…….Tales From The Ghetto

Now that this week is over I can get back into the swing of things.
To kick things off, I’ve decided to introduce a new series called ‘Tales From The Ghetto’ and it’s just like the title says. This series will feature the odd happenings of every day ghetto life. You’ll meet some interesting characters, Cross-Eyed Rita for example. [...]

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That’s My Boy!!!!

The other night AC’s hockey team was invited to play a short scrimmage between periods at the Blues game. We dropped the boy’s gear off in their locker room and ran into Bob Plager in the hall way. Mr. Plager was nice enough to talk to the boy’s for a minute. They got a huge kick [...]

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