I Almost Forgot….
I was at the gym working out with my trainer last Wednesday. There was this woman there and let’s just say that she was not the skinniest person in the room and leave it at that.
She was there talking to all the male trainer’s. Now, when I say talking I mean flirting and she was horrible at it. Instead on being light and airy she was just being retarded about it. She was laughing too loud (more like a cackle) she shouldn’t have been wearing the spandex workout clothes that she had on, flipping her hair and sticking out her chest. Or at least trying too. Her stomach actually stuck out further than her tits. (There should be some sort of test you should have to take before you’re allowed to wear that spandex shit in public. You know, like you do for a driver’s test or something.) It was pretty obvious that none of the guy’s wanted to talk to her and seemed to be a bit confused about why she was. They were so out of her league.
The funny part about the whole thing was when she started to walk away. Flirty girl tripped over her own shoestring and fell flat on her face. It took every ounce of my being to keep from yelling, ‘FAT GIRL DOWN!!!!’ And it took every ounce of four trainer’s to get her ass off the floor.
Please God, never let me be that girl. I’m begging you.
All I have to say about the spandex issue is always check your back side before you leave the house. lmao!!!!!
Some comedian came up with the idea that there should be “a weight limit posted on spandex shorts”. That would be quite handy for the spandex-challenged!