My Jacked Up Life

While we were in Chicago this past weekend I saw a couple of things that kinda make me laugh. Lucky for you, I had my camera.

First up, we have a boob that seemed to be growing out of the ceiling above the hotel hot tub. If you look closely it even has a nipple. My guess would be that’s about a C cup.

Next, is a picture of an opposing teams jersey. Yes….you read that right. This eight year old hockey team is sponsored by ‘Philthy McNasty’s.’ At first, I thought their mother’s were a bunch of pole dancer’s but it turn’s out that it’s a bar and grill in Canada which is where they were from.

One of the alleged ‘pole dancer’s’ tried to start some crap with me after a game by bumping me. She quickly realized that she picked the wrong mom after I kicked her and she almost fell on her face. Say what you want, but never touch me.

I’m gonna have to quote Gene on this one.

‘Now, there’s a Chinese guy with a sense of humor!’

I’m would have to agree with him on that. LOL!

There was one more that I tried to get but the car was always moving to fast for me to catch the picture. There was a guy standing on a five foot high mound of snow, dressed as the Statue of Liberty and just dancing his ass off. This was in 15 degree weather and 30 mph wind.

Dude…..seriously…..how bad do you need a job?