Ok….if I had balls I’m sure they would have turned blue and snapped off by now. It’s just stupid cold outside. Can’t wait for the road trip to Chicago later this week.
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I know that sounds dirty, but unfortunately, it’s not. Most of the time, I love owning my own home. I can do whatever I want to it and no one can say a damn thing about it. I have a bathroom that’s a tribute to Elvis’ classic 1961 movie ‘Blue Hawaii’. AC’s bed room has [...]
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Tomorrow, one of my favorite events happens. Mardi Gras. St. Louis just got a bit of snow so the weather is a concern. If it’s too cold I won’t be going. Even I’m not enough of a hound to go stand outside and stand in the snow just to freeze my tits off for some [...]
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Over the last year or so I’ve gained a few pounds. I’m not happy. At all!!!!!! Now, I know that you don’t want to hear about my ever widening ass but you’re just going to have to bear with me here. Maybe I can motivate myself with shame. Of course, shame comes in many forms. [...]
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