My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

I Am Such A Dumb Ass Part III

For the last two months I’ve been working with a trainer at my gym. I do well if I have an appointment with Stephannie. My problem is that I don’t have the self-disapline to take my fat ass out there and work out on my own. I’ve decided to work on that, so today I [...]

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Dirty Little Peep Show

Happy Easter, ya dirty minded bitches!!!!

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I’m Probably Going To Hell For Asking This…….

Is it just me or does Kid Rock look like Jesus on crack?

This is a mug shot that was taken after his arrest for the Waffle House fight last October.  Seriously folks, who gets into a fight at the Waffle House? I mean…..everyone loves waffles, right? Why hate?
I think the thing that cracks me up [...]

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My Buddy Kevin

Me and Kevin at our annual ballgame June ‘07
Kevin is one of those guy’s you want to have as a friend.  (Even though he’s a lurker that doesn’t post here!!! POST, YOU BASTARD!!!! POST!!!!) You can talk to him about anything. But don’t expect him to blow smoke up your ass. He’ll always tell you the [...]

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All Ex’s Should Live In Texas…..And I’ll Keep My Ass Right Here

Before I launch into this rant I guess I should give a bit of brief background. I’ll try to make it as short as possible.
Gene and I have been friends for about 18 years. He was friends with my deceased husband, Richard and that’s how we know each other. Richard and I were friends with Gene and [...]

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