My Jacked Up Life

Before I launch into this rant I guess I should give a bit of brief background. I’ll try to make it as short as possible.

Gene and I have been friends for about 18 years. He was friends with my deceased husband, Richard and that’s how we know each other. Richard and I were friends with Gene and when he met his now ex-wife (who will be known as LuLu from here on out) we all became friends. We were all at each other’s weddings and we were all at the hospital when all of our boy’s were born. So, in short there’s a lot of history there.

When Gene and LuLu split up I guess she was ashamed of her behavior (and she should be and that’s all I’m going to say about that) because she basically ended her friendship with our circle of friends, not just me. We hadn’t spoken to each other about two years when Gene and I got together, otherwise I would have never started dating my friend’s ex husband.

Anyway…..LuLu thinks I betrayed her. She’s in a situation that she created and I betrayed her. MY ASS!!!!

We went to a school concert for my stepson BL the other night and she was nice as can be to my face. But the next morning Gene got an earful about how uncomfortable she was having me there. LuLu has this little problem dealing with the fact that Gene’s world doesn’t revolve around her anymore. It’s revolves around ME!!!!!!!!  That’s right!!! There’s a new bitch in town and the old one can kiss my big brown ass!!!!!

Here’s the thing I can’t stand, if you got a problem with me feel free to say something. Don’t stand there and tell me that my hair looks cute and crack jokes with me. I think her problem is that she’s known me for a long time so she  knows that there’s no chance of that ending well,  I’ll say mean things like ask her how much a season pass to The Old Country Buffet costs. See….that’s not nice and yet these things fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. I think it’s some sort of birth defect or something.  I really don’t think I was made to deal with an ex.

Ok….I feel a little better.

Thanks for listening. Gene isn’t one for putting all his buisness out there for the world to see so I’m not going into much more detail.