My Jacked Up Life

For the last two months I’ve been working with a trainer at my gym. I do well if I have an appointment with Stephannie. My problem is that I don’t have the self-disapline to take my fat ass out there and work out on my own. I’ve decided to work on that, so today I went and started working on my cardio, which is a problem area for me.

 I hop on one of the elliptical machines and start my interval training. I was watching the TV until my sister showed up and we started talking as she worked out next to me. She left the machine and I went back to watching TV. I was all proud of myself for having the motivation to get off the couch and do something that actually has a chance of shrinking my ever-widening ass.

 For some reason, I looked down at my feet for a second and noticed something white flying back and forth. Apparently, I got a HUGE piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe when I was in the locker room.  My sister, Crystal, swears that she didn’t notice it but I don’t believe her. It was HUGE….how could she not?

No wonder people were grinning at me when they walked by.