My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Ex Wive’s Are Like Yeast Infection’s

Seriously, it’s true. Let’s think about this for a minute.
How about a list? I’m in the mood to make a list.
 
1) No one want’s one.
I wish the earth would open up and swallow LuLu whole. (Of course, it would take something as massive as the earth to swallow her big ass.)
 
2) When you notice one [...]

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More Bumper Sticker Humor

You guys know how I love bumper sticker humor. Funny, straight to the point, often crude….LOVE IT!
Yesterday, my sister said she saw a bumper sticker that made her think of me.
 
“I’m not speeding……I just have to poop really bad.”
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That’s funny!

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Raise Your Hand If You Can’t Stand Rosie O’Donnell

I seriously can’t stand this woman.
First, let me state for the record that I firmly believe that everyone is entitled to have and express a well thought out opinion. I also believe that you should respect the opinions of other people even if you don’t agree with them.
Apparently, Rosie doesn’t share that view. She is [...]

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Always Check Before You Go

Last night, Gene and I went out to dinner with Danyell and Ben. We went to this Mexican place, El Paisano. Dinner was good. Afterwards we were heading out to a club called The Phoenix, to do some dancing. Or at least Danyell and I were. Gene and Ben were going to hold our purses [...]

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FINALLY!!!!!!

Women have revenge for the Dutch Oven!!!!!!!
 
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