My Jacked Up Life

This is the most retarded day ever!!!!

So far today, I’ve had Gene try to convince me that he has an itchy, burning sensation. I told him that if he caught something he better call LuLu ‘cuz he didn’t get that from me.

My friend Patrick posted a pregnancy scare on his blog. After reading that I made an ass out of myself by calling another friend of ours and asking if Patrick’s nuts grew back together.

And when AC walked out of school, he told me that he got a behavior mark for fighting in class.

This is just a stupid day. I’d like to smack the shit out of the genius who came up with this idea.