Ex Wive’s Are Like Yeast Infection’s
Seriously, it’s true. Let’s think about this for a minute.
How about a list? I’m in the mood to make a list.
1) No one want’s one.
I wish the earth would open up and swallow LuLu whole. (Of course, it would take something as massive as the earth to swallow her big ass.)
2) When you notice one coming you think ’Aw, shit! I don’t need this right now.’
Same thing when you see the ex walking towards you.
3) They’re irritating as hell.
LuLu is working my last nerve. She does anything she can to get Gene’s attention. Thank God I don’t have to worry about her actually getting it. I’m sure we’re going to go a couple of rounds. I’ll be sure to post about that after I make bail. (Kidding!) ….or am I?
Yes! I’m kidding!!!!
4) They’re hard as hell to get rid of.
Gene’s youngest just turned 6, so I got another 12 years of dealing with her bi-polar ass.
5) In order to get relief, you need meds.
My meds come in the form of Southern Comfort and Sprite. Yummy!!!!
6) Having one in a lifetime is more than enough.
That damn LuLu is a real treat.
Not!!!!!!
See what I mean?
Makes sense now, doesn’t it?