My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

For some reason, tonight we were talking about babies and AC told me that he knew how they came out of the mom’s belly.
Apparently, my son thinks they come out of your butt like when you poop.
 
Guess he doesn’t know about the hoo hoo yet.
 
I’m ok with that.

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Tales From The Ghetto…..All Of A Sudden I Was I The Mood For Some Eggs

As you all know, Mother’s Day just passed. A few days before, I asked Cita (That’s what we call my Mom. It’s short for Mamacita) if there was anything she would like. Cita told me that she wanted a new cast iron skillet, one that was already seasoned. She even told me where to buy it. [...]

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The Bitch Is Back

First, my apologies for being away for so long. At first, I only intended to take a short break while I got the house ready for AC’s first communion party. Then the kids sports schedules kicked in and all we’ve been doing is running from one event to the other.
 
Here’s a short list of what [...]

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