My Jacked Up Life

I was browsing through the MSN news page on day and I ran across a story that just about made me piss my pants.  Just for the record, it’s a true story.

There was this guy named Dave, who is 92, lives in a nursing home and has dementia. Betty, who is 87,  lives in the same nursing home and  also suffers from dementia.

One day, Dave’s 64 year old son Tom, walked in on Betty giving Dave a blow job.  (EEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Can you say ‘Brain Bleach’?) Tom was upset to say the least. He went to management and complained. Tom felt that his father was to old to be having sex and that Betty was a gold diggin’ whore that was to be kept away from his father. From this point on, Dave and Betty were not allowed to be in one anothers room alone.

So, Dave and Betty started to get a little creative. Betty would place a pillow over her lap in the rec room while Dave would ‘service’ her with his hand. When Dave would walk down the hall it would be obvious that he hadn’t been ‘serviced’ in a while. It got to the point where the staff had to block Dave off from Betty by using other patient’s and their wheelchairs.

One day Tom was so upset by his father’s behavior he decided to move Dave to another facility with no warning to anyone. Betty began a fast decline from his point on. She refused to eat, clean herself and just sat and stared out the window at nothing. About six months later Betty died.

The point of is post is this……If I get to the point in my life where I require a nursing home and I find a 92 year old that can still get it up….MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUISNESS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!