My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Myknockeduplife.com

Yes, you read that right. Gene and I are having a baby next March. That explains why I’ve been so exhausted these last two months. This might be worth it just for the comments the boys have been making.

 

Right now, all three boys think that I’m going to ‘poop’ the baby out. They have no idea that there’s another oriface there and I’m ok with that.

Night before last, AC asked how the baby got in there. I told him that God put it in there. He didn’t buy it, so he asked if there was something you swallow and then the baby starts to grow from there. I said, ‘No, that definately wouldn’t work.’ Then I had to hide under the covers to laugh at my own joke.

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3 Responses to “Myknockeduplife.com”


  1. A little more swallowing and you wouldn’t be in this situation at all. :)


  2. True, dat!!!!!!

  3. Ben

    LOL!!!! Sheeesh…. didn’t ya learn anything in middle school ;)

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