My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

What Has Happened To Halloween?

  And all the other holidays for that matter. For many years, in some cases centuries, how we celebrate and view holidays hasn’t varied much. Now all of a sudden, there’s a movement going on trying to tell me that I have to change the way I’ve celebrated these days my whole life. F@#k THAT!!!! In most [...]

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Aunt Karen Turns 40!!!!

  Do your boobs hang low Do they swing to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow     Happy birthday you old Bat!!!! Love ya!!!!!

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Baby Names

Lately, Gene and I have been kicking around names for the baby. Names are fascinating  to me. I always wonder why people choose the names that they do and curious as to the meaning behind them. Sometimes I’m amazed at the names that people pick for their kids. Gweneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. WTF? [...]

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Are You Pregnant Ref?

I’m taking this sign to AC’s next hockey game. It seems to fit my sense of humor, don’t you think? Wish I had thought of this!

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