My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Baby Names

Lately, Gene and I have been kicking around names for the baby. Names are fascinating  to me. I always wonder why people choose the names that they do and curious as to the meaning behind them. Sometimes I’m amazed at the names that people pick for their kids.

Gweneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. WTF? Apple? Where did she come up with that? When she’s older boys are going to ask her if they can have a bite. Nice.

Courtney Cox named  her daughter Coco. Do you want your daughter to be a stripper?

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis…..where do I start with this crap? Rumor, Scout and Talluelah. OH, MY GOD!!!!! That right there is proof positive that you should never hand the mom the birth certificate to fill out until the drugs wear off.

Gwen Stefani…I didn’t think that Kingston was all that bad, I would never use it, but Zuma? Are you shitting me? That kid is going to get his ass kicked at recess.

 

Personally, I like names that are weird but not overused. For a girl, we’ve picked ‘Presley’. I like using last names for a first name. Right now, we’re stuck on a middle name for that.

As for a boy we are totally lost. Nothing really appeals to me. We’ve come up with a few like Adrian, Gabriel, Donovan or Nash. I gotta tell ya….I just not feeling very boyish. Hopefully, that’s not just wishful thinking.

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4 Responses to “Baby Names”

  1. Paula

    Here is the you need for a girl Presley Noel or Presley Grace.

  2. Paula

    When all else fails Presley Marie…..not like Marie hasn’t been around the block a few times in our family.

  3. Wendy

    For what it’s worth, Gabriel is really getting popular. Which bums me out some because I was hoping to give my kids both more unique names!


  4. We have finally decided on a name!!!

    Presley Michele!!! That’s it. We’re done!!!

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