My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Again With The Cheese

Last summer, I wrote about my love/hate relationship with McDonalds. For quick reference…… http://www.myjackeduplife.com/2008/07/22/my-lovehate-relationship-with-mcdonalds/ Well, today I went to the one at Gravois and Hampton. Yeah, that’s right, the one I was asked not to return too because I threw a cheeseburger through the drive thru window. I’ve been there a few times over that last month [...]

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I Couldn’t Help It

I was somewhere last night…can’t say where, but I’ll give you a hint…..I only go there 20 hours a week. Get it? Got it. Ok….so, I’m at this place and I saw something that just sent me into a laughing fit. I mean, like an uncontrolable laughing fit. The kind that has you bent in half [...]

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Bless Me Father, For I Have Just Shit My Pants

Every year, AC’s school hosts an art show  for the parents to see what the kid’s have done through out the year. This year AC’s class also put on a little skit in their class room that we, as parents, are required to suffer…..I mean… sit through. At the time of the showing this year our new [...]

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Is This Thing Still On?

Ok….so, it’s been a while since I’ve posted. In fact, my last post was in December of ’08 and you may remember that at the time I was 6 months pregnant. Which means I was tired as hell and not ashamed to admit it. Not only that, for some reason my life seems to have [...]

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