I Couldn’t Help It
I was somewhere last night…can’t say where, but I’ll give you a hint…..I only go there 20 hours a week.
Get it?
Got it.
Ok….so, I’m at this place and I saw something that just sent me into a laughing fit. I mean, like an uncontrolable laughing fit. The kind that has you bent in half with tears rolling down your face and you can’t tell other people what’s going on.
I’m sitting in my chair and a woman walks past me. She was an older woman with a bit of junk in the trunk, if you know what I mean. As she passed me I just happened to look up and notice that her dress is caught in the crack of her ass.
…Poor dress…..
I immediately died laughing. Seriously, I couldn’t help it. This thing was allllll up there. How do you not know there’s something crammed that far up your ass?
I finally had to walk away, I couldn’t take it anymore. When I was hiding in the hallway my friend Jay walks by.
Jay: What’s so funny, Ang?
Angela: ……giggle……snort….HAHAHAHA
Jay: C’mon…what’s so funny?
Angela: ….Linda……giggle…..Dress……snort….asscrack……BAH HAHAHAHAHA….
Jay shrugs his shoulders and walks away. A second later I hear him say….‘Oh, my goodness.’
At this point, I lost all control over myself.
Can you believe that I’m actually in charge of raising four kids right now? Who’s bright idea was that?
Total time on the dress in the crack…..about 25/30 minutes.
Did you get pictures!?!? THAT’s why they put camera’s on cell phones right??? LOL I would been making comments like, “MUNCHA BUNCHA!!! MUNCHA BUNCHA!!!”
Dude, I couldn’t even stand up straight, much less take pictures.
Ang you at least could have warned the poor lady……………….LOL You let her walk around for 30 minutes……….Oh so not right
What was I going to say Linda? ‘Pardon me, you have something stuck in your ass that I’d like to pull out for you.’ No thanks!!!