What I saw at my niece’s birthday party tonight just took the cake. They had a ‘non-violent pinata’. WTF is THAT?!?!?! You don’t use a stick to break it. It has streamers hanging from it and kid’s pull them one at a time and one of the strings pull the thing open to let the [...]
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Every now and then Gene likes to give me trouble about the fact that I don’t do my own nails. Like every other woman on the face of the earth, I like to be pampered every now and then. (Okay….every other week.) And like every other man on the face of the earth, Gene just [...]
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Evansville, IL is a small country town, located right on the Kaskaskia river and has a very ‘Mayberry-ish’ feel to it. The town has a cop…..not cops……a cop. Everyone knows everybody and their business. Once a year they have ‘Evansville Days’, it’s basically a town picnic…..or frat party, depending on how you look at it. Personally, [...]
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Gene has this friend who is a pediatrician at a local hospital. His name is Dr. John….yeah, I know, I think of the porn shop on 141 and Gravois too…….any who…Dr. John calls Gene last night to tell him what he walked into at the ER as soon as he got to work. There were [...]
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Since I have become a parent, I’ve noticed how much parenting has changed since I was a kid. Instead of getting easier, it seems to have gotten much more complicated. My childhood birthday parties were a simple thing. Hell…..we were stoked if we got a cake from the bakery and not one that was made by mom [...]
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