My Jacked Up Life

When you check out a friends pics on Facebook or Myspace do you look at everything that goes on in the background?

I do and sometimes I’m stunned at what’s back there. There are pictures showing crap piled up and falling over, dirty dishes, dirt covering the floor. It’s nasty. I would too embarassed to post pictures if that were my house. People post pictures of their kids in the bath tub and there’s mold everywhere.  Don’t people know that you can actually get sick from that? You should be ashamed of yourself.  

Some of  the absolute best pictures are of  people  trying to be sexy and there’s dirty laundry piled up all over and curtains tied in a knot. Once, I even saw a picture a woman  and there was an obviously dirty pair of underwear on the floor. Can you say ‘skidmarks‘?EWWWW!!!!

 I guess I’m using this post as a calling out of sorts. I’m not looking at pictures of your kids, I’m looking at your nasty house. And, yes…I’m judging you. This is usually the part where I say, ‘Not judging!’ but it’s so obvious that I am. 

Here are few suggestions from a budding amateur photographer……me……

1)clean your house

2) use some photo editing 

3) move the scene out to the alley which is probably cleaner than your house.

Below is a perfect example of what I’m talking about. Cute kid, though.

CLEAN YOUR FRIGGIN’ HOUSE!!!!