Hockey Moms
A fellow hockey mom sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious!!!!! But if AC ever did this to me I’d probably smack him.
Hockey Mom
A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her 5th grade son,
Suddenly the boy bursts into the kitchen and yells “Careful! CAREFUL!!!
Put in some more butter! OH MY GOODNESS!! You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW!”
“We need more butter. OH MY GOD! Where are we going to get more butter.
They’re going TO STICK! Careful…CAREFUL! I said be careful!.”
“You never listen to me when you’re cooking. NEVER! Turn them! NOW NOW NOW. HURRY UP!”.
“Are you CRAZY? Have YOU LOST your MIND? Don’t forget to salt them. SALT THEM! NOW NOW NOW, SALT THEM NOW!!”
“You always salt them TOO LATE! Use the salt. USE THE SALT I SAID!”
The mother starred at him for some time and finally asked “What in the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The son calmly replied “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m trying to play hockey……”
CRASH THE NET!!!!!
…yeah….that about sums it up…..(the skinny kid in the white jersey on the left is my son, AC)