My Jacked Up Life

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My Happy Mother’s Day

When I woke up this morning Gene was already up with the kids. So, I decided to take this time for myself and picked up a book from my nightstand and started reading. After a few minutes of this AC walked in with my breakfast and The Princess was right behind him with a bag of Ghirardelli chocolates. The only reason the chocolates made it in the room was because she couldn’t open the bag herself. There goes my chocolates.

Gene: What do you want to do today? Take the kids to the park?

Angela: No. I want you to clean the kitchen floor and send the kid’s outside to play.

Gene: What are you going to do?

Angela: Well….first I’m going to read in bed for a bit. Maybe later I’ll make my way to the couch to finish this book.

Gene: That’s it?

Angela: Yep.

So, here I am…..2:30 on a Sunday afternoon that I have wasted on the couch reading a book in a quite house. It’s good to be the Queen.

I think EVERY Sunday should be Mother’s Day.

Happy Mother’s Day, Bitches!!!!!

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2 Responses to “My Happy Mother’s Day”

  1. Paula

    The Queen with a tilted crown.LOL


  2. Yeah…so? What’s your point?

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