February 1st, 2008 at 1:34pm |
Over the last year or so I’ve gained a few pounds. I’m not happy. At all!!!!!! Now, I know that you don’t want to hear about my ever widening ass but you’re just going to have to bear with me here. Maybe I can motivate myself with shame. Of course, shame comes in many forms. [...]
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January 24th, 2008 at 10:27pm |
The annual smashing of the boobies is over. It wasn’t as bad as last year because they have a new machine that’s a little more ‘user friendly’. But I still had a craving for pancakes afterwards. I got to thinking about how tough it is to be a woman. The list is a mile long. We’ve already discussed [...]
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January 12th, 2008 at 9:15pm |
As I write this I am in Wardel, MO. Gene has family down here and we made a run down here so he could hook up a new computer system for his cousin. I’m a city girl. I don’t belong here. There isn’t a Catholic church within 200 miles. What if I get in an [...]
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January 10th, 2008 at 2:13pm |
WARNING: Any smart ass who makes a comment about my age is at risk of having a really embarrasing post about written them. You know I have the stories to do it and in most cases I have pictures to back me up. Don’t think for one second that I won’t post them here. You’ve [...]
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January 7th, 2008 at 10:58pm |
I almost forgot to post about NYE. It was a fun night. I love to get all dolled up and head out for a night on the town. BUT …..before I get into this story I want to make it clear that I am in no way making fun of disabled people. There were some [...]
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