My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

I’m A Roman Catholic, So What?

This morning I was at AC’s hockey practice and I mentioned to another mom that if we hurried out of the locker room we could still catch 11:00 mass. The other mom about fell out of her chair when she realized that I go to church.  When I asked her what was the matter she replied [...]

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What Has Happened To Halloween?

 
And all the other holidays for that matter.
For many years, in some cases centuries, how we celebrate and view holidays hasn’t varied much. Now all of a sudden, there’s a movement going on trying to tell me that I have to change the way I’ve celebrated these days my whole life.
F@#k THAT!!!!
In most schools now, when you [...]

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Aunt Karen Turns 40!!!!

 
Do your boobs hang low
Do they swing to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow

 
 
Happy birthday you old Bat!!!!
Love ya!!!!!

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Baby Names

Lately, Gene and I have been kicking around names for the baby. Names are fascinating  to me. I always wonder why people choose the names that they do and curious as to the meaning behind them. Sometimes I’m amazed at the names that people pick for their kids.
Gweneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple. WTF? Apple? [...]

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Are You Pregnant Ref?

I’m taking this sign to AC’s next hockey game. It seems to fit my sense of humor, don’t you think? Wish I had thought of this!

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