My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Rollin’ Down The River…River Des Pere That Is!!!

Here in St. Louis we have something called the River Des Pere. It’s a man-made canal that runs through part of the city and empties into the Mississippi…..I still have to sing that little song when I write that….M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I.  It holds the over flow from heavy rains and sewers. Yes, that’s right……it holds [...]

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I Am On A Mission

  There is this woman that I see around the neighborhood  and she’s always wearing a pirate hat. I’m not kidding, it’s a black three point hat with a skull and cross bones on it and it seems as though she made it herself. At first, I thought she was wearing it for halloween but [...]

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Good Gaawwwwwd, This Is Creepy!!!!!

For those of you who are not baseball fans, this is Sammy Sosa….a really creepy version of him.  Apparently, he’s going through some sort of skin abrasion treatment.    Is it just me or does he look  like the Puerto Rican version of Eddie Munster?

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First Impression

We rolled into Nashville at about 3pm and went straight to the ice rink since AC’s game started at 4:15.  After that it was right to the hotel, so all I’ve seen of Nashville so far has been in passing. First thoughts…..looks like a nice city BUT……the people here drive like their hair is on fire. [...]

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Nashville….This Ought To Be Interesting

Ok….AC has a hockey tournament in Nashville and we leave tomorrow morning. I’m excited to be blowing this pop stand for a couple of days. Even more so because I’ve never been to Nashville. There’s just one thing that worries me. Nashville, as we all know, is the Country Music capital of the world. I’m afraid [...]

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