My Jacked Up Life

I think I’m funny as hell when I’m drunk.

Wonder What She Did?

I HAD to borrow this picture from another website.  Look at her ankle…..I didn’t know Wal-Mart was on the radar for house arrest. Personally, I would have been hiding it under the sweatpants…..but nnnooooooooo…..let’s display that fine accessory proudly.    You better believe I won’t be line jumping that big bitch.

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People…..Check Your Background!!!

When you check out a friends pics on Facebook or Myspace do you look at everything that goes on in the background?   I do and sometimes I’m stunned at what’s back there. There are pictures showing crap piled up and falling over, dirty dishes, dirt covering the floor. It’s nasty. I would too embarassed to post pictures [...]

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Oh, Hell No!!!!!

After Mass this morning I was starving when I got home. (In case you don’t know, Catholics aren’t supposed to eat before Mass) Gene had to run an errand and brought back McDonalds for me. Why do I go there? WHY….in the hell, do I go there? He gives me my food and says, ‘Got [...]

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Now I’ve Seen It All!!!!

What I saw at my niece’s birthday party tonight just took the cake. They had a ‘non-violent pinata’. WTF is THAT?!?!?! You don’t use a stick to break it. It has streamers hanging from it and kid’s pull them one at a time and one of the strings pull the thing open to let the [...]

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OH, CRAP!

Every now and then Gene likes to give me trouble about the fact that I don’t do my own nails. Like every other woman on the face of the earth, I like to be pampered every now and then. (Okay….every other week.) And like every other man on the face of the earth, Gene just [...]

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